Everyone talks about how good friends Slytherin and Hufflepuff will be but can you imagine that with Gryffindor and Ravenclaw I mean
“That’s not safe”
“It’s as safe as it could ever be man”
“I did the calculations and doing ‘parkour’ on the staircases comes with a 99.36% chance of fatal injury”
“I guess I just have to be that .64%”
“That is soooo statically incorrect”
I just love my Hogwarts house so much
It’s not really a surprise that Slytherin are so fucked off all the time. I mean lets start at the beginning with The Philosophers Stone - Slytherin win the house cup fair and square, and totally blatantly, Dumbledore, like a dick, doles out these points to Gryffindor. Just enough that they take the lead and win.
Slytherin have probably been getting screwed by this kind of crap for years…
Can’t blame ‘em really.
Well. When a Slytherin saves the school and the wizarding world from certain doom, they can have the house cup. Good?